The Celery Stalks at Midnight

Hello friends.

I am compelled to cease this blog, as it has been used by a stalker to track my activities.

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7 thoughts on “The Celery Stalks at Midnight

  1. }:-( Grrrr. I curse you, Stalker, with a lifetime of Ablutophobia. Your stench will precede you by 600 yards. Food will rot before your open mouth. Your skin will crawl with fleas, ticks, lice and chiggers. Your fear of water and soap will paralyze you, and you will never feel happiness again.

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