Fox News Never Passes on a Chance to Report about Lesbian Gangs

Thanks to the vigilant reporting of Fox News, the American public has not been deprived of stories like this one:

Lesbian Prison Gangs Waiting to Get Hands on Lindsay Lohan, Inmate Says

Here are some highlights:

Inmates told The Sun of the brutal conditions inside the prison, where Lohan’s A-list neighbors reportedly will be replaced with tough guards and fearsome lesbian gangs desperate to get their hands on her.

[…] [A current inmate] said: “The gay inmates wear their shirts inside out to let others know they are available. So if Lindsay doesn’t want someone to grab her ass she’d better keep her shirt on straight. Women grab each other like animals when the guards aren’t looking. It’s disgusting.”

Pink Pistol Lesbians! Gross! Yet fearsome!

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