My fave lines: “I snuck up behind him and took his Quran. He said something about burning a Quran, and I said “Dude, you HAVE NO QURAN.” And ran off.”
h/t Caterina
I cannot track down a website for Repent Amarillo, the organization sponsoring this fun family festivity. Clues indicate there once was one, but that it is not currently in operation.
However, this map lists their Prayer Hit List, with hilarious notations!
Also, enjoy their awesome militant theocracy ideation:
The Czech 